Keep. Recipes Your Universal Recipe Box. Recipes available for personal use and not for re sale or posting online. Copyright 2. Keep. Ideas, Inc. All rights reserved. Some content its respective owners. Japanese Furikake French Fries Recipe Steamy Kitchen Recipes posted by Jaden on January 8, 2. In response to the latest buzz about the lawsuit against Deceptively Delicious author, Jessica Seinfeld, Im launching my own Steamy campaign against the entire concept of hiding vegetables in your kids food. But all in good humor. Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' title='Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' />Seinfelds recipes included stuff like, Carrot and Spinach Brownies, Cauliflower Banana Bread, Broccoli Gingerbread. Like, totally. Gag me with an asparagus spear. Do you even know how many Flaxseed Chicken Nuggets my kids can slingshot across the room in 1. Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' title='Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' />The long term effect of sneaking foods into your kids meals is the under appreciation of the taste of real vegetables. Plus, do you want kids to grow up with confusion over what mashed potatoes really taste like When their school friends come over for supper, theyll wonder why the hot dogs have a green tinge and smell like the wrong end of a hippo. That, my friends, leads to worse things than not eating greens, like social anxiety, adult bedwetting and a plethora of disorders that require expensive medication. If were going to dupe our kids into eating healthily, lets do it right. There are a variety of tactics that I employ in the Steamy Kitchen household, borrowed mainly from my husbands old West Point Military Academy handbook and his 7 years as a Anthony Robbins trainer. Bribery If you eat your broccoli, Ill give you an extra 5. Blatent Honesty See this picture of Uncle Jimmy We call him lard ass. He didnt eat kale. Hostile Negotiations If you dont clean your plate, Ill whip Buzz Lightyear with a fishing pole and shock him with cattle prod. Neuro Linguistic Programming Its funny how much the more you try to resist the natural urge to eat brussels sprouts, the more you keep wanting it, getting more and more excited about what you are tasting in your mouth at this very moment in time. Exploiting Sibling Competitiveness If you eat your carrots, Ill love you way more than your brother. Jedi Talk Try There is no try. Just eat your goddamn vegetables. Good CopBad Cop Dude. If I were you, Id just stuff those carrots in your  mouth. Moms coming and shes on her 6th straight day of PMS. I love this soup mostly because of the pairing between sweet corn and miso, but also because of the textural contrast added by the crunchy tofu, and, of course, the. Food Timeline food history reference research service. Ever wonder how the ancient Romans fed their armies What the pioneers cooked along the Oregon TrailDont want to be on the receiving end of that monster. Acronis Backup For Vmware Crack Torrent. Sponteneous Egomania SPINACH You cant handle the spinach Son, I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Cheetos and curse the alfalfa sprouts. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up that spinach and eat it like a man. Either way, I dont give a damn what you think you are entitled to. Injection of Guilt You have NO IDEA how many miles your father had to walk up the steep mountain, in Florida snow, carrying 5. Do you know how many pairs of Gap jeans your little cousin in China had to sew to so we could buy this bok choy ok, that was baaaad. Dr. Phil Are you eating what youre eating today because you want to eat it, or is it because its what you think you were eating yesterday when you were trying to finish eating You moron, you dont need to eat a horses genitals to spell your name. Starving Children in Africa Guilt If you dont eat, Im shipping YOUR ASS off to starve in Africa. MikeThe Rath of God, Buddha and Santa THEY ARE ALL WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW. And my favorite technique of all, Funny Food Names laughing so hard you dont notice youre eating seaweed. Furikake French Fries pronounced Furrrrr ee kokkkkkkyyyyyif you say that 1. Yes, its a real word. This cultured seaweed butter recipe is a labour of love, but worth it for those industrious cooks who enjoy the process of making your own butters and vinegars. And my favorite technique of all, Funny Food Names laughing so hard you dont notice youre eating seaweed. Furikake French Fries pronounced Furrrrree. Recipes available for personal use and not for resale or posting online. A halfcup of cooked rice a day may carry a hundred times the acceptable cancer risk of arsenic. What about Maine coast seaweedHere are some foods that begin with the letter K Kabob Kaiserroll Kaiserschmarren Austrian pancakes Kaitian Kakigori Japanese snow. Furikake is a Japanese condiment that includes dried bonito flakes, seaweed, sesame seeds and other seasonings. Find it at most Asian markets. While normally used to sprinkle on steamed rice, I sprinkled it on a fresh batch of french fries for a really cool sweetsalty hit. You can make homemade french fries with a good mandolin like I did, but I find the frozen kind easier to bake. DISCLAIMER Yeah, I know this isnt a healthy recipe. Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' title='Chinese New Year Seaweed Cracker Recipe' />Get your kids to like seaweed FIRST with french fries, THEN switch it up on them sprinkle Furikake on steamed broccoli, spinach, tofuwhatever This is another technique called Bait and Switch. This double technique is for the experienced only. Amateurs do not try. Furikake comes in a small can, with a pull tab so you can shake out the furikake heehee I love saying that word There are many different flavors. Furikake French Fries. Servings Prep Time Cook Time luten Free notes the Furikake that I purchased included soy sauce, which has wheat. However, you can make your own seaweed salt mixture. Purchase unseasoned seaweed brush with GF tamari, toast for a few seconds over open flame, crush sesame seeds sea saltIngredients 1 bag of frozen french friesif making own from scratch and frying instead of baking like a bad parent see below2 tbl furikake seasoningsea salt or kosher salt. Directions Follow the directions on the bag of your frozen french fries. Be a good parent and bake em instead of frying. Bake until golden and crispy. While the french fries are still hot, season with salt and furikake seasoning. If you choose make homemade french fries, budget 1 large russet potato per person, after cutting, soak your fries in cold water at least 3. The soak helps remove excess starch and produces a crisper fry. Heat your oil to 3. F. Fry in batches for 1 3 minutes depending on thickness of fry, drain. Increase heat to 3. F and re fry to crisp for 3. Drain and season while hot. Its my new favorite word now and can be used in many different ways. The moment you feel angry, instead of cussing, just say Furikake. Guaranteed to snap you out of your foul mood.